Welcome back, friends! I don't have a clever quote to begin this entry with, sorry. Today we are going to dip our toes into the
weird side of gaming, with Mr. Massagy. Mr. Massagy is a dating simulator
game,
brought to you by Green Lava Studios. It was released December 6th
2016 on Steam and has been getting overwhelming good reviews. I bought the game
because I wanted a pick me up, I was feeling a little down in the dumps, and it
really delivered.
Source: Steam
In Mr. Massagy you play as Johnny (or as I call him, Muscles McAbs) and
your Wingman wants you to get out there and… you know… enjoy the company of
pretty ladies. The game as it is right
now offers you 9 different ladies to try to impress enough to take you home.
Each is unique, and responds differently to what you say, and how you say it.
If you have the right kind of controller, you can get a “massage” at the
completion of each date. My Ps4 controller didn’t work, but per the steam store
site, most controllers should. Once a date completes, your controller will
vibrate. According to the Steam page, there are even different vibration
patterns according to each girl’s personality.
Green Lava Studios would also like to advise you to take it easy with
the controller. They don’t want any more proctologist stories. Here is the proper way to utilize the massage function:
Source: Steam
So let’s talk girls. As I said before, there are 9. Tuto-Rial(Haha),
Nicole, Martha, Sarah, Mayo, Janein, Dorothy, Anne and Papu-Aiye. Using an app
called Linger you swipe left or right through the girls, although you may be
turned down is your profile picture, bio, or experience is wrong. I won’t talk
too much about the girls because I don’t want to spoil the surprises for anyone
who chooses to play it. However, each one is unique, if nothing else….
The game’s graphics are decent. It’s like a visual anime style novel, with
generally static images, and the images change well to reflect how the girls
are feeling and reacting to Muscles. I thought it worked well for the game.
The music sounds like funky club music a lot of the time, which is fine
for me. There is a good variety to the songs so it doesn’t get boring or too
repetitive. If you’re at home looking through your phone you can even skip
tracks to find some music that you like.
This game really shines in the interactions between Muscles and the
girls. I found it laugh out loud funny, and sometimes I was almost in tears
laughing. There are a good variety of choices most of the time to illicit
different reactions from each girl. I enjoyed even replaying through to try all
of the options.
I would be really happy if there are updates to the game that add more
dates. Rumor is, there will be. If that is the case, then I will for sure
replay it. I may replay it for fun, however with the surprises ruined it
wouldn’t be QUITE as enjoyable.
If you’re looking for a quick, silly game to pass some time, Mr.
Massagy may just be for you. If you’ve played it, let me know what you thought.
If you haven’t… what are you waiting for? You can buy Mr. Massagy on Steam
HERE(http://store.steampowered.com/app/511350)
for 6 bucks. What else are you going to get for 6 dollars?
Happy Gaming, Friends!
Bell
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