Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts

Sunday, April 16, 2017

Free Itch.io Games #9

Hello, Friends! Here we are again, ready to dig through the deep reaches of Itch.io to find the most interesting games we can find and, hopefully, a hidden gem or two. If you don’t mind, let’s get right to it!

1. Forget Away

Source: Itch.io Page

Forget Away is a short sort of a mystery game with a surreal feel to it created by joot. You play in a first person perspective and get to explore a mysterious cabin for clues about what is going on. The entire experience was confusing and rather surreal. From the clues in the cabin you can determine that Nora and Kina were in a sort of hot and cold relationship, and had their own fair share of issues. We can also see that they were involved in an accident, and Nora did not survive the ordeal.

I had some trouble putting my ideas about the game into words, however, Angry does a good job in his Youtube video *here*. You can also download the game to try for yourself free from Itch.io *here*.

2. That Spongy Thing on Your Tongue

Source: Itch.io Page

That Spongy Thing on Your Tongue is a strange and twisted tale created by Andrea Pignataro. I didn’t know what to make of this game on my first play through. You are playing as a man, who seems to be being held against his will by a woman. The woman’s monologue will tell a bizarre and unsettling story. I played through this game twice because the first time kind of went over my head.

I don’t want to spoil the game for anyone who plays it, so I can’t say too much. However, the conclusion that I came to at least, was a surprising twist. It does touch on some rather taboo topics, such as a stalking relationship, obsessive or delusional love, and it also swaps the typical genders that you see these behaviors from. A female stalking a male is much less talked about than the other way around. The game was quite an interesting experience, and you can download and play the game for yourself from the Itch.io page *here*.

3. You Were Made for Lonliness

Source: Itch.io Page

You Were Made for Lonliness is a text based interactive story created by Tsukareta, which is comprised of a large team of individuals. You can find detail on each of them on the Itch.io page for YWMFL *here*. In YWMFL, you are an android who has been purchased and awoken after a long slumber. This story takes place in the future, after a cataclysmic event called “The Fall” and what remains of humanity has taken to colonies in space to live.

This game is like reading a novel. I will tell you now, if you don’t enjoy reading, you will not enjoy this game. I did enjoy it. It felt confusing, but enthralling all the same. It made me think of a TV show that is out now called Humans, where there exist androids with expanded consciousness. This topic has always fascinated me. From what I gathered, it seemed that our android has been filled with a multitude of memories, many you will experience through the game. I couldn’t quite decide myself if these memories were past incarnations of her consciousness, or if someone simply stored a bunch of other peoples’ memories inside of her.

Whatever the case, this text adventure wove quite a tale of love, loss, and finding your independence. It is a long experience, so settle in and relax with this story. You can experience this game for yourself, by downloading from Itch.io *here*.

4. Continuum

Source: Itch.io Page

Continuum is an exploration puzzle game created by Baku, the same bloke who made Blomst from a previous entry (*this one*). In Continuum you are a ghost, but for some reason you haven’t moved on from this earthly plane yet. In order to do so, we have to go back and relive some of our strongest memories. Perhaps it’s that “life flashing before your eyes” moment?

This game was creative and well done. The atmosphere is fitting, I like the Limbo style characters, but the music can seem a little more suspenseful than I thought was appropriate. I felt the game was more sentimental and though some more relaxing music would have fit better. The game advances by you making rotations around a looping scene, which was an interesting mechanic. It’s short, about half an hour long, but I recommend you try it for yourself. You can download free from Itch.io *here*.

As always, please be sure to leave your words of encouragement or helpful criticism on the creator’s Itch.io page. Doing so helps them continue to improve their skills and content.

Happy Gaming, Friends!

Bell

Thursday, December 15, 2016

Mr. Massagy for PC on Steam

Welcome back, friends! I don't have a clever quote to begin this entry with, sorry. Today we are going to dip our toes into the weird side of gaming, with Mr. Massagy. Mr. Massagy is a dating simulator
game, brought to you by Green Lava Studios. It was released December 6th 2016 on Steam and has been getting overwhelming good reviews. I bought the game because I wanted a pick me up, I was feeling a little down in the dumps, and it really delivered.

Source: Steam

In Mr. Massagy you play as Johnny (or as I call him, Muscles McAbs) and your Wingman wants you to get out there and… you know… enjoy the company of pretty ladies.  The game as it is right now offers you 9 different ladies to try to impress enough to take you home. Each is unique, and responds differently to what you say, and how you say it. If you have the right kind of controller, you can get a “massage” at the completion of each date. My Ps4 controller didn’t work, but per the steam store site, most controllers should. Once a date completes, your controller will vibrate. According to the Steam page, there are even different vibration patterns according to each girl’s personality.

Green Lava Studios would also like to advise you to take it easy with the controller. They don’t want any more proctologist stories. Here is the proper way to utilize the massage function:

Source: Steam

So let’s talk girls. As I said before, there are 9. Tuto-Rial(Haha), Nicole, Martha, Sarah, Mayo, Janein, Dorothy, Anne and Papu-Aiye. Using an app called Linger you swipe left or right through the girls, although you may be turned down is your profile picture, bio, or experience is wrong. I won’t talk too much about the girls because I don’t want to spoil the surprises for anyone who chooses to play it. However, each one is unique, if nothing else….

The game’s graphics are decent. It’s like a visual anime style novel, with generally static images, and the images change well to reflect how the girls are feeling and reacting to Muscles. I thought it worked well for the game.

The music sounds like funky club music a lot of the time, which is fine for me. There is a good variety to the songs so it doesn’t get boring or too repetitive. If you’re at home looking through your phone you can even skip tracks to find some music that you like.

This game really shines in the interactions between Muscles and the girls. I found it laugh out loud funny, and sometimes I was almost in tears laughing. There are a good variety of choices most of the time to illicit different reactions from each girl. I enjoyed even replaying through to try all of the options.

I would be really happy if there are updates to the game that add more dates. Rumor is, there will be. If that is the case, then I will for sure replay it. I may replay it for fun, however with the surprises ruined it wouldn’t be QUITE as enjoyable.

If you’re looking for a quick, silly game to pass some time, Mr. Massagy may just be for you. If you’ve played it, let me know what you thought. If you haven’t… what are you waiting for? You can buy Mr. Massagy on Steam HERE(http://store.steampowered.com/app/511350) for 6 bucks. What else are you going to get for 6 dollars?

Happy Gaming, Friends!

Bell

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